Remote learning isn't remotely stressful, right?

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After a lovely 52 days of in-person school, the school district decided to move to remote learning on Monday due to a surge in COVID-19 cases in Colorado. I took a week off work to make sure my kindergartener and second-grader got set up for a smooth transition. I carefully set up both their laptops on the dining room table and gathered their passwords in a neat pile.

• Monday: First 30 minutes pass quietly. This is going to be no problem, right?
  My son gets mad because my daughter has a break and he doesn't.
  His teacher calls me ater school to see why he was crying.
  
• Tuesday: The laptop is mysteriously showing the ceiling on the webcam. I have no idea how to fix it.
  We switch laptops, which causes my daughter to be 30 minutes late logging onto Zoom.
  
• Wednesday: The children start throwing their snacks at each other during break.
  My son decides to wear his Chewbacca hat on camera.
  
• Thursday: I can't find the correct worksheet in the bin filled with reams of paper.
  I finally make a fake worksheet that looks the same.
  
• Friday: The children are obnoxiously eating their breakfast during class.
  They get into a wrestling match and are separated into different rooms.

Made it through one week! Only 123 days more to go, not that I'm counting every minute. No, I'm not remotely stressed. Why do you ask?

Nina Snyder is the author of ABCS OF BALLS and the designer of the HOT PINK ORCHARD JOURNAL. Follow her on Twitter @nsnyder_writer.